i totally forgot about ping.fm. i love my new mac

i fell asleep standing. also used my keyboad as a pillow. eat me

found out that my mac's built-in mic works better than any external mic i've tried yet. an interface would be better than BI but this'll do

living the dream

: )

"there's a cello in your house now" - Rocket Science... good movie

people need to stop tickling me while im cleaning 500 degree surfaces like grills and fryers

sorry if anyone hasn't been able to reach me. i've had a lot of homework and extra hours at work. i'll get back to you this week

picked up an extra shift @ work. really busy. sorry if you cant reach me

court, work, sleep, doc.

Gatsby sessions have begun

rereading The Great Gatsby again before bed.

home from work. sleep. school in morning

i love my new song. think of a mix of pete yorn, sheryl crow, and... maybe damien rice

new song ("come home") is like a second masterpiece. about 7 more and i'll have my 22 songs for the new double lp

just got a rush of inspiration. a really good one. thank you.

going out for some ice cream

12 miles in 87 minutes. still got it.

i was reminded why i love lupe fiasco so much

guilty pleasure #12: Pussycat Dolls - "I Hate This Part"

working on some code for what i hope will be the most fun project i have ever been a part of

the site i'm working on is starting to suffer from div-itis. should have planned before jumping in

i love new projects. i like you best in that little black dress. i like to write songs in my head before i sit down at the git box.

off to work. btw, i got the house to myself for 2 weeks starting sunday. we should have fun

today someone who doesn't know me too well asked "Bill, why are you so sad?" so now the question is bugging me

maybe i should write a song about not being able to remember my songs

i mangled my masterpiece tonight. thats what i get though. i was arrogant and thought i didn't need to practice

paula gave me a hug and during the approach i caught an accidental boob graze. it was awesome... and guilt-free 'cause it was an accident

just watched almost all of 'Me Myself and Irene' just to hear "Strange Condition"

i need to be working on songs for tomorrow but im not. how about i do some work on that, huh? yeah, sounds good... in a minute

its 1AM - do you know where your web developer is? ... working on your shit! thats where!

why, paula, must you make it so difficult for me to be decisive

pissing in a cup, write songs, code my dad's bar's site, code my own for web biz, code 4 felix site, think of name for my design business

j. vanderslice, wilco, spoon, elliot smith, pete yorn = perfect mix for this inspired mood

ran into lobi and billy boss at the bookstore. i'm definitely gonna play open mic this wednesday. thanks for the reminder

as a programmer im not a fan of people who abuse web apps but this service is too good to abuse. go draw cocks like me! http://ping.fm/8PzPw

HAHAHAHAHA http://ping.fm/ztQg4 they still have both of my drawings of penises up there! go abuse this service too!

"Spermbox" was another awesome name I came up with

"Abner and Miss Sarah Chipain" (2003) was the best name I ever gave one of my albums (I took the day off work today)

i need to get out. i will take off work to go party or do absolutely anything tonight. just make me an offer. any offer. strangers too.

depressed. its been a while. maybe its good for work and music

why is a single guy like me writing love songs? you'd think i'd have a topic more relevant to my situation like bad haircuts or being a nerd

why do my songs suck and everyone else's are good? maybe mine are just as good... just different

writing/recording 3 more masterpieces. i thought i only had one in me but it turns out i was wrong. hopefully these turn out even better!

from the haunts of daily life,
where is waged the daily strife,
common wants and common cares,
cuts the human heart with tears

not as happy to go to work 2day. think i may just be a notch in someones (tiffany's) belt. my motives are sincere and I expect the same back

sorry, I don't return horny old women's phone calls... I've never been so happy to go flip burgers (and get raped)

john vanderslice was awesome, john darnielle reminded me of myself. i'm excited to (possibly) get raped tonight. literally raped. "hoo-ahh!"

www.georgesplacebar.com - another site to add to my portfolio when its done. psyched to see john vanderslice tonight

still waiting for contact from the vaginaship

so she comes up to me, talks to me for a sec, then kisses me from right out of nowhere. if i was torn between 2 people i'm not anymore

gonna sleep for 4 hours, maybe quit my job, then start a new one

gonna secretly start freelancing then leave this bitch in the dust when the money starts to flow

*character names subject to serious editing

Jermaine Clement = awesome in "Eagle VS Shark". I LOL'd.

in love with the songs of billy corgan, an idealistic man disillusioned by disappointment... who also has a god complex http://ping.fm/LAD3l

i had a dream i was billy corgan... my boss always wakes me up in the middle of good dreams

no sleep makes my spell check have to work much harder

2 guys, 1 girl, I win. how? hanging back and letting someone make an ass of himself. suckerrrrr....

album titles? "Never as Good as You Were", "narcoticfelonyhopelesscomebacklove", "M.O.H.", "1 + 0", "Breadcrumb Trail"... so far so lame

assholes work me all night then expect me to sleep 4 hours and wake up for their worthless asses...Pumpkins' "By Starlight" is a must-listen

i should spell my name with one 'L'. Just to be a prick like that. not like it'll sound any dif*erent (see what i did there with the one F?)

meeting at Sonic, brunch with clients, working/recording (sadly leaving M.O.H. behind) at home, working at Sonic - I get to wear a suit!

Billy C solo is way better than new Pumpkins. Fuck Jimmy! (and what the hell is 'Mina Loy' a reference to?)

gonna shoot up my work. look for me on the news

3 new ideas. hard to keep up. gonna code + notate all at once

stupid joe. that just wasn't me. now i have to change it around to make it more "mysterious". asshole.

fine tuning lyrics in court. also gonna do graphic design for work until i can hire someone who can do GOOD work ON TIME and MORE OFTEN!

fuck the morning

did lots of work on the masterpiece. its gonna be a tearjerker. also got the MK Resolve site done. hope they buy it. gotsta make that money

I've done it!!! those who hear it will cry!

i fucking lost it. god damn it! i'm all out of steam

shower, make you cry w/my song, clean house, send some more code to miss eccentric crazy ass bitch

"And by the no And by the yes Annie goes if you couldn't guess A simple man A sycophant"... I want my song to be as powerful as "Annie Dog"

ever had to say something so badly but were afraid to? I'm holding back. with my boss and my new song. its today's theme

The Best of Felix and Friends http://ping.fm/NzKVb

ever think about the act of pissing? there's a stream of extraneous waste coming out of your body. how fucked up is that?

My Masterpiece - listen to some noodling with it. http://ping.fm/NOoqL ... still very far from finished

I told you I was freakayyyyyyy

got myself a date with the Rachel Bilson looking teller from the bank

without Jimmy there is no more Pumpkins. I mourn the Smashing Pumpkins as I did when they broke up the first time. it never gets easier

drop off at joe's. work on My (Untitled) Masterpiece. CSS programming. looking for a meaningful object

i know its lame but having seen 2Fast2Furious makes me wanna go see the new one

my stubble makes you horny

brace yourself, I'm gonna say something crazy sounding: A fox jumped in front of my car driving home from work and it rocked my inner world

Masterpiece is in pieces. Gotta weld these separate parts into a coherent whole. Sounds great so far. The sample was nothing in comparison

the tiniest taste of about maybe 1/16th of My Masterpiece which is still Untitled at this time - http://ping.fm/NOoqL

joe's advice is always so simple. always the best i ever get though. thanks for helping me out of a jam buddy

theres good money in programming but i'd still rather be a poor musician

tonight we go out. its too nice a day for school or work. lets just go outside

if I don't get my script soon I'm gonna end up really sick

i fixed my car CD player! haven't been this excited in a long time

Company of Thieves - check 'em out. I'm lookin at you, Joe

"i know what i have to do and do it but don't know what it is until its done" kinsella can write lyrics like nobody's business

MY CD PLAYER IS FIXED! its hanging halfway out the dash but its fixed!

I have an old soul

tearing apart my car to fix the cd player again. F work man I needs me some music

wow. Kevin Smith movies are corny yet they still move me. you can't say Kevin Smith writes bad movies

haven't eaten in 2 days. gonna eat and get back to work

fuck that, man! i'm gonna get drunk and eat mcdonalds instead

sabotage sounds like a Japanese words. say it with a Japanese accent and see what I mean - songwriting

songwriting, watching Chasing Amy before bed. I relate so well to Kevin Smith movies

small amps makes your playing sound shitty which is very discouraging. i'll be writing acoustically for a while

Sara Silverman: a woman I'd like to marry. Intelligent, beautiful, funny, and was great on Bill Maher just now

10 websites in 29 days. a challenge I'm glad to accept... as well as a wad of cash I'm even happier to accept

its 5:21AM. Do you know where your lead programmer is? Fucking working on your business being its fucking backbone is where!

resizing, renaming, AJAX-ing, and creating photos for improved photo gallery

conference call with the boss in 5 minutes

new song! its amazing!!! two possible final titles: "Just to see if I can still do it" or another one

trying not to work. writing a song + coding at same time. someone distract me

530AM. fixed my guitar. scripted a site-specific search engine. had that crazy dream again

todo: update blogs, code for work, nap, go to other work

I'm all screwed up. 3:30AM. Can't sleep so I'm working

just got my new assignments for work. planning some design and having visions of code

shopping for a .com - free is good but $ = street cred

my site ranks 2 in SearchSite http://ping.fm/zjWom and the boss just gave me some more deadlines

Working Hard

I'm starting a new project. Its a blog. While I'm on spring break I am going to begin work on creating blogging software. At first it will be simple but in time I hope to be able to compete with the big boys like Wordpress and Moveable Type. Details will be forthcoming possibly on the homepage or programming section of my blog

is once again unhappy with the design. gonna go back into my CSS and redo it again

Spring Break Project #3 - Develop open source web app to rival Wordpress and Moveable Type. Become famous + famously rich

i am sad to say that i'm the kind of nerd thats into fonts. it doesn't matter if theyre artistic. they are lame but i love them anyway

Opentape=self-hosted Muxtape. can't wait to mess w/code + get my songs online. other people can join in + we'll make a group playlist

i dont know... would using CushyCMS make too many logins to manage a simple app?

going to replace wordpress w/my own free php blog app. gonna be a big project, check me out on either Github, Lighthouse, or Google Code

todo: PHP update script ordered by date w/5updates per page, install sweetcron for soc. stream, add subpages, get more freelance work

http://ping.fm/BG43a My new project is to add more features to this guy's program. love me some Xcode

I love it when it rains, storms are great http://ping.fm/wSp7L

Beautiful http://ping.fm/EWhDo

the photo albums on my site work! just gotta make some of the photos smaller now - http://ping.fm/Gs1K5

added photo galleries to my site. check em out and lemme know if they work.looks innocent but it took a lot of code to do http://ping.fm/Gs1K5

some asshole hacked my site...

Matrix Trilogy - the first time you get it. the 11th time you understand

When two guys and a girl are involved I always lose... even if the other guy already has a girlfriend

Finished!!!!!

My web site has sucked since I moved it from Wordpress.com to a server controlled by me. I redesigned it twice and both times it sucked.

This time I redesigned the site, used valid, accessible code and it looks and works like it was made by a professional

http://LEFTofBill.tk

My site got 2 reviews http://ping.fm/7OLlJ and http://ping.fm/1Zvm1

the Smart People soundtrack has some real gems. Check it out http://ping.fm/QNATT

Tiffany cracks me up

developing OCD

Also, my lame programs are up on my lame site - come be lame with me

Neo and Trinity - greatest love story ever. Gonna watch The Matrix Revolutions now

time to go to the shittiest of my 3 jobs

site (pretty much) finished http://ping.fm/iB45p #include cout<< "I am " + awesome; endl;

I can't wait for browsers to have official support for CSS3

CSS3 Mozilla + Webkit (Safari) support for rounded corners: "-webkit-border-radius: Xpx;" and "-moz-border-radius: Xpx;"

CSS3 rounded corners work only in Firefox + Safari - Sorry Internet Explorer losers

Most of the CSS is finished. The site should be done in a few hours. It actually looks halfway professional this time.

someone taught the cat to moonwalk. and its become a real show-off

damn cute girls still distracting me. must...write...code...must...date...cute... I mean...write code

my hosting company adds xtra javascript tracking code to any page I upload so now my pages aren't valid XHTML anymore

"this life is like a drug" says my buddy Pete Yorn while in the station cooking up something for us

Getting ready to code some CSS but I keep getting distracted by the thought of an old lover

"did I tell you how much I miss your sweet kiss? did I tell you I didn't cry? Well I lied." - I don't know. Listening to lame music is all

todo: CSS for site, CSS for 3 blogs, upload music, write page content, submit to search engines - those are the big ones

most SEO items have been checked off my list

3 wordpress blogs and 1 chyrp tumblelog have been installed

XHTML is done and validated

I coded 4 pages in Strict XHTML 1.0 and all 4 pages were Validated by the W3C validator. My skills have much improved

I got a different web space

Working on validating site code then songwriting.

http://leftofbill.tk

Just turned in my second App for my C++ programming class

making the CSS for my site more organized and user friendly ( http://leftofbill.tk )

making the PHP for my site more secure ( http://leftofbill.tk )

converting my site from HTML to XHTML 1.0 Strict ( http://leftofbill.tk )

echo "Still Bored";
?>

cout << "I wish the program I tried to send went through" << endl;
cout << screw DeadAIM << endl;

/* This one's for Joe */
#include
cout << "I have a large" + dongle << endl;

cin >> food + water ;
cout << feces << endl;

cout << "I am" + bored << endl;

Being bored

penis

Doctor says I have strep throat + fever of 102! I'm gonna go to sleep

Falling asleep all over myself. And programming a software app in C++ for school

Working! I had a one day off and I worked all day. I'm going to die of exhaustion. I'm already starting to act a lil dilerious

Checking off to-do list items

GOnna go to work soon. Gotta shave... not my face, though... ;)

Promoting my site and writing songs - See both at http://leftofbill.tk

I'm making a promise i cant keep-Site redesign done in 2 hours. check it out http://leftofbill.tk - i'll fix image file size later

Got back from work-I'm missing Kristen's party-LAME!

Byte me

"songwriting is a cold bitch which one must pimp slap from time to time to make sure she knows who is boss"-Me

I post to +23 social nets 'n such using Ping.fm See all my posts to each and every one of them here: http://ping.fm/jxSNl

Listening to some recommended tracks on lastFM-Gathering some inspiration for new songs 4 Wednesday

Mac is back in working order. Never use Monolingual. Xslimmer is safer and better

I have to find and register for school within a matter of hours!

I screwed up my Mac-thought I was such an expert. Luckily I still has the leopard Disc

Time to sleep so I can write songs and perform tomorrow

Israel is the True Oppressor

To The Left of Bill has Moved! Now go to http://version2point1.tk !!! I will still be posting articles here for a short time as a courtesy.

Unfortunately we live in a country (The United States for you retards out there) that thinks and acts illogically more times than you'd want the world's one super-power (at least for now) to act illogically. This lack of logic is exemplified in its stance on Israel and the multitude of conflicts they are involved in.

America is pretty much Israel's yes-man. Their lap dog. This seems ass backwards seeing as how we're the world's super-power. We should be over there negotiating agreements between the Israeli's and Palestinians. I know now that I said this some asshole is going to leave a comment (using a fake email and some jerk-ass name because they're afraid I'm going to spam them because they disagree with me) saying something like this:

"Uh-duh, 'merica is negotiatin' peas agreemen's wit da nice Jews 'n' arab peoples"

(I'm sure some idiot is going to post something along those lines anyway, LOL) Well guess what imaginary commenter? We really haven't done that in decades. What America has been calling negotiation is nothing more than being Israel's lawyer. What began as a non-partisan mission to help both sides turned into the U.S. allowing Israel to run amock and giving Palestine a big fat "Rod Blagojevich" up the anus. Get it? Rod?

Every time there is a conflict between Israel and anyone in the Middle East America tries to play it cool and act like they have nothing to do with it. They try to look neutral and give hollow speaches... Read more at Version2point1.tk

Shall I also upgrade to Logic (Express) from Garageband?

Open for business (finally!): http://ping.fm/7PGaL Check it out!

It is done

God created the world in 7 days.

I took 2 months to finish a web site.

It was long, it was hard, but it was satisfying. My only regret is that I may lose readers for some time. But thats all good.

I am very pleased to announce that after so very long the new site is complete.

Welcome to the new "to the Left of Bill" which is now called "version2point1"

to the Left of Bill (version2point1) 95% done

If I keep it up the site should be online by 10.p.m central time. Just finished the wordpress theme. Now on to my Tumblelog.

There are definitely going to be some hiccups when the site launches. By no means am I going to stop working on it once I launch it. You're going to notice a few minor areas were the site is rough around the edges. Rather than putting off the launch another week while I fix these very minor things why not just open it to the public and fix it as issues as I see them or as they arise. I mean, the site works and the layout is 98% perfect so why not use it? Not launching it would be like not moving into your new home because one of the rooms hasn't been painted the right color. It makes no sense. So check back tonight.

As soon as I launch I'll be posting everywhere to let everyone know. In the meantime my feed is and has been up for a week or so now. Check it out while I put the final touches on the site- http://version2point1.tk

Coding-PHP/(X)HTML portion done-on to CSS

Finished the Wordpress theme. Now I either create one for Chyrp or switch to Gelato

My scripts are themed. Now to tackle wordpress + tumblelog. Site launches in two days. Follow progress @ version2point1.tk

I belong to so many social nets, its a bitch to find icons for them all

CSS, PHP, XHTML... brain hurts...

My car will be fixed my Mon. A coil went out. No biggie, thank god!

creating all site images in photoshop

Kicking ass and taking names... on Photoshop

I'm in photoshop designing the site graphics